Every now and then I get lulled into reverie.That stands to reason.It is, after all, nearly autumn, that
singular season of nostalgia and recollections.Of course, too much nostalgia can evoke too much
sentimentality, and one is in danger of being overwhelmed.One must proceed with caution.
This rush of memories, no doubt, is triggered by the fact that
I am on the reunion planning committee.Now that is an exercise in recall that un-calcifies recollections as we
retrieve archival data.
Ah yes, reunions – that time-honored tradition when we all
become born-again adolescents and once more defiantly reject the inconvenient
truths reflected in our own mirrors.(I personally feel that delinquency is wasted on the delinquent.)
Old names and faces emerge from the mists and corridors of
time, and everyone is exactly as I remember them, refreshed and
revitalized…regardless of the brutal process of atrophy and cellular breakdown by
which time permanently alters all our landscapes…and our vanities.
“Those Were The Days” is our anthem, and we reminisce with
old friends who recall the times when we had no need for techno-gadgets like a GPS
– all roads led to State Street!
(Of course, a few of our more infamous alumni had cell
numbers long before they had cell phones.Did I mention we went to West High?)
No reunion is without its stories…and specters, that act as
a Greek chorus.Memories are like
webs- it is impossible to touch one silk strand without causing the others to
vibrate.I suppose that’s what
gives one the sense of the whole.
Gatherings allow us to rediscover who we were and who we
are.And each attendee views our
common history through lenses that are somewhat autobiographical.That makes sense.
To the casual observer, we may appear to be biological
oddities, perhaps a little waddlesome, a little asymmetrical.But the casual observer would be
wrong.Way wrong.When old friends gather, when they
reunite, Time ceases to have meaning…or power.Casual observers lack lenses with benevolent distortion.
The geometry of our forms has been softened, and we note
with melancholy the loss of the physical definition we had back then.Now, by virtue of residing atop the food
chain, some of us are circumferentially challenged around our equators.Eh, who cares!
So much to celebrate.Possibly some things to un-say, and un-see.It’s remarkable
how our lives spill into each other’s.
However, in spite of the ravages of time, we are not exactly
primal man squinting at extinction.
Without reminiscing, memory atrophies.It’s crucial to remember the visions of
pompadours and beehives that danced on our heads.
I’m not sure if I’m remembering or hallucinating.But I recall that back then, as young
girls, we were symmetrical creatures, crafted of just the perfect proportion of
blood and bones and skin.Heck, I
remember when we only had one chin!
Time was irrelevant.
Summer was a verb.
Then, we girls talked endlessly on the phone (rotary dial,
of course) like Sandra Dee stunt doubles of make-up, mayhem, dating, and men.
Now, we carry smart phones and text of mortician’s putty, mayhem,
CARBON-dating, and men…opause.
Through the years, we have become unified, we have become
one:the women, uniboobs; the men,
We girls have sprouted facial fur prolific enough to render
us contenders in the beard growing contests of yesteryear.
And the men are swaddled in their own nasal hair.
Ah, such is the capriciousness of rogue follicles.
We have been imbibing formaldahyde like fine wine in hopes
of preserving what physical remnants we have left, and boost mortality,
inhaling Aqua Net fumes and channeling our inner bouffants to stimulate
memories of the by-gone years before we aged out of our feral tendencies; those
long-ago times when “60 Minutes” was a full hour, and long before incessant
reminders like carpet bombs to call a doctor for anything
that lasts more than four.
And who can forget the music?If music defines us, what does “Who put the ram in the ramma
lamma ding dong?” say about our generation?Back in the day, we listened to Mick Jagger wail his
complaint “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.” Now, we’re all too tired to care.
Brylcream and Ipana toothpaste were products that spoke to
our vanities.And we bought.Now, we are demographically in the
cross hairs of advertisers pitching hearing aids, medical alerts, and spot
faders.And we buy.
Vanity is a constant.
My grandkids never tire of listening to me tell stories
straight from the pages of history.However, asking if Tutmoses was a member of my graduating class is
enough to send me scurrying to my therapist for high-voltage anger management
But the beat goes on.And it looks like we made it.WE…refugees from the “pre-googleization” era, a collection of implants
and transplants…WE. MADE. IT!
Reunions allow us to have an out-of-body experience.For just a moment, we can forget that
we’re casualties of predatory shrinkage and tissue ejection.We can forget that due to gravitational
pull and multiple planetary rotations, we have morphed into physiological
punchlines, clichés we used to mock.
We can forget that our medicine cabinets are stocked with
controlled substances like Lipitor, digitalis and over-active bladder
remedies.And we can celebrate our
latest, greatest discovery that Pythagoria is not an elimination malfunction we
will eventually have to be medicated for.
Our angle of repose is, at present, more angle than
repose.But I don’t think that
disqualifies us from the planet.We have a lot of living to do.
An interloper, without prior acquaintance, who may
inadvertently wander into this event, might see what he perceives as a
collection of compact garden gnomes, comprised of volcanic debris and congealed
gelatinous substances spun from life’s centrifuge.He may even observe doughy thighs and trophy wrinkles like
fault lines, metaphorical subterranean survivors of decades past.
Time is the great leveler…and healer.Actually, so is hair.
While I rail at Time, rage at its tyrannical
transformations, I guess it’s simply the human experience.
Indeed, Time has eroded our physical terrain…and, thankfully,
our wanton hubris. Certain laws are immutable.And liberating.
My personal blueprint for the evening of the reunion is to
hermetically seal myself in Spanx and a burqa, nothing too revealing, (a
humanitarian courtesy to my fellow classmates).I will view old friends through truer prisms, see the
beauty, and dance the night away.
Memo to alumni:Anyone planning to split your britches busting a move in frenzied
break-dancing, I have only two words:Don’t!
Relationships are living entities.We are soul siblings – more alike than different.We are imprinted with our own identity,
individually and collectively.
Yes, Time is immutable.But time cannot blunt our senses.We will occupy pleasant mirages, where things may be altered,
but nothing has changed.
There is a universal tribal law which dictates that dignity
and honor be accorded those who have been through fiery furnaces.We have all been transformed by the
heat.But we simply emerge hotter
now that we were then.
All memory conspires to a single story.
Now and then time collides with memory…and memory wins.It always does.It is, after all, the highest form of
At Sunday dinner in the dead of winter, my lovable but
maladjusted tribe decided an excursion to Coast Rica, where the sun is warm and
the soft trade winds blow in gently from the ocean, would be just the remedy we
needed for the winter doldrums.As
with everything our family does, we were playing with a full house, if not a
So, on the fourth of July, we assembled our posse of
misdemeanors…everyone who shares the same genes, chromosomes and last name…and
virtually stampeded to paradise.
This was a feat in itself.In order to simplify and expedite our travel time, we swore
a sacred oath of carry-ons only, and solemnly vowed that if #1 Matriarch got
lost, everyone would try to find her.
(These matters must be decided prior to departure and notarized legally before
anyone packs a tooth brush!It’s
rather like a living will of retrieval sealed by a blood oath. Matriarchs can’t
be too careful.)
Rica.What more does one
need?(Dramamine, Ambien, and a good
supply of anti-anxiety meds come to mind.)
We rented a van that could harbor 12 people plus luggage, “canned
Ashtons,” bade farewell to solitude and any shred of privacy, and, grinning
idiotically, we were off on our excellent adventure.
The roads in Costa Rica are narrow and very winding, and we
would often round a corner just to find ourselves in the midst of a herd of
bulls.These animals are colossal,
and inadvertently hitting one would cause a bovine holocaust.The creatures seemed docile, in spite
of their staggeringly large horns and other physical endowments that would most
assuredly qualify them as serious contenders in the annual testicle festival,
held each year in Wyoming.I am
not making this up.I saw multiple
billboards proclaiming this festival when I thought I was in Idaho last
month.Brodi informed me I was
actually in Wyoming, which accounts for my confusion.It caused me to wonder just who is eligible to compete in
this celebration, and if there was discrimination based on gender.Something to ponder.Nowadays, such biases are politically
incorrect and constitute unlawful discrimination.There needs be equality in all things, especially testicle
Ah, but back to Costa Rica.On our way to our first residence, it was exceedingly
agreeable to be out in the open, warm woods of a new country…the open,
unfamiliar, unnerving woods.However,
it was a dark and stormy night, and our GPS had directed us to a rough, uphill,
unpaved road that was baffling, contradictory, and slightly spooky.
At one point, we all disembarked from the van to prevent the
vehicle from tipping over an embankment or sliding down a mud slick.My keen peripheral vision detected
movement of unknown origin in the nearby underbrush, but I was able to maintain
enough composure not to revert to my usual bizarre and erratic behavior.Instead, I tried to divert the kids’
attention to higher landscape, where we were less likely to see small furry
animals and denizens of the dark.
Finally, in a hallelujah moment, we emerged from the woods
and reached our destination.In
unrestrained jubilation, I perkily blurted out, “It’s like the Garden of Eden!”
And right on cue, a snake, yes, a green Biblical serpent,
hung down from the roof, aloof, motionless, observant.In fairness to serpents, this one
seemed more curious than ominous.Nevertheless, in the dark, all snakes are anacondas – hefty and hungry.
However, not wanting to alarm the children, (they can smell
fear), I said it was a sign, an omen that we would not have to fear rodents…or
small dogs…or horses…
It was our guard snake, our protector.We all felt safer, except for one of
us.I kept one eye open and some
fig leaves nearby, in case we had to evacuate quickly.My daughters quipped that a couple of
pine needles would amply cover my nakedness in any emergency.I warned them not to make me get out my
thong bikini, and they immediately ceased their mockery.(Even my sons-in-law cowered at that
Costa Rica is beguiling.And we all decided to practice our Espanol.
esta el bano?” will not produce a burger and fries.It only makes one appear to have bladder issues.
The ocean was 12 steps from our front door, and we swam,
boogie boarded and body surfed.I
We also did the zip line through the rain forest.After my initial and slightly imbecilic
inquiry of the guide – “Am I going to die?”to which he replied, “I hope not.”- I was absolutely exhilarated by the experience.
In broken Spanish, I gushed, “I. LOVE. IT!!!”Our guide seemed somewhat taken aback,
and rather perplexed he answered, “Gracias.I love you, too.”
Dang!Obviously, in Spanish, I am pronounally impaired.I suffer from pronoun dysfunction. (Not
enough blood flow to my pronouns.)The side effect is acute humiliation, relieved by a son-in-law fluent in
the language, who doesn’t seem to mind rectifying his mother-in-law’s impotent
Spanish by explaining to the natives that she’s a shingle short.
Perhaps the true measure of a successful family vacation
lies in the editorial comments of the clan members themselves.
Upon hearing of a family in Houston whose members were all
murdered except one, Erin said, “I would not want to be the only survivor.If one goes, we all go.”
Brodi replied, “Let’s always take our vacations together.”
This was at the END of the trip, after we had turned in the
van, and I, as per tradition, had been “randomly selected” for extra security
Separate entities…one Soul.
So, in the vein of “all vacations, all together,” we headed to Cedar City for our annual trek to jolly old
England and the Shakespeare Festival, where we swapped Espanol for iambic
I suppose where family is concerned, it’s the journey that
matters most.We all must go into
the woods.But we must also go the
Not long ago, a motley crew of friends, family and neighbors
gathered together to watch the final episode of The Amazing Race on a large
movie screen at Jordan Commons.Now this
was not just an exercise of happy, mindless people assembling on a Sunday
evening to collectively break the Sabbath or provoke the wrath of heaven by
engaging in felonious activities that are profoundly unbiblical.
Quite the contrary.Our dear friends, Dave and Connor O’Leary, were among the three final
teams competing for the million dollar prize and bragging rights for enduring a
series of wild and dangerous stunts that were deeply unnerving and left the participants
without a recognizable center of gravity…or bladder control.For some of us, this is a perpetual state of
Because of a 10 million dollar confidentiality clause and an
unspoken threat of a contract on their lives with Guido, the “Thumb Breaker,”
Dave and Connor took a vow of Omerta followed by a pinkie swear, and maintained
a code of silence as to the results.They
divulged nothing. I know. I personally tried all manner of dopey tricks to get
either one of them to hint at the outcome, including channeling the Oracle of
Delphi. It was eerily reminiscent of trying to seduce a smile from the guards
at Buckingham Palace.Alas, to no avail.
So the congregation sat together in the theater, on the edge
of our seats, biting nails, and erupting in a chorus of frenetic cheering at the
conclusion of each leg, and groaning at the inane comments of the severely
emotionally arrested couple who whined incessantly about needing the million
dollars to have a baby.
NEWS FLASHto those
who failed Human Reproduction 1-0-1:No
monetary intervention needed for conception.I know.I had two children, and
we didn’t have a dime!
That night was infused with such comaradery and unity, all
of us caught up in the thrall of the moment.I think we had intuited the outcome, but when the O’Learys won, there
was an eruption of cacophony and
jubilation, comic book noises, simulated armpit flatulence, copious hugs, high
fives and majestic silliness of fellow human beings connected by a single
joyous mindset.Shared moronic hilarity
is a peculiar ritual and monumentally noble tradition of mankind. I was a
privileged participant and noise-maker.
Now the O’Learys winning this competition is really no
surprise.One expects extraordinary
things from extraordinary people.The
Amazing Race is not the first time they have embarked on a perilous journey.
When Dennis was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, the first
call we made was to our bishop, Dave O’Leary.He was on our doorstep before we
heard the dial tone.As our family
gathered together, he administered a blessing upon Dennis and our household
that resonates to this day.
Our lamps were lit, and we could see the light.Our hardship was easier to bear, because he
assumed a large portion of the burden.Dave O’Leary counseled us to put on our armor, and he promptly joined us
in the trenches.
The O’Learys travelled our journey with us.They went the distance, and we began not only
to believe in miracles, but to expect them, and ultimately, to make them
One should never embark on a pilgrimage alone.
The O’Learys have permanent residence in the Holy of Holies
of our hearts.
Inspiration is contagious.And as I watched Dave and Connor flinging themselves off cliffs, leaping
out of airplanes and throwing themselves under the wheels of passing cars, I
had an overwhelming desire to likewise gain enlightenment through reckless living
and wild abandon. I vowed to DREAM. THE. IMPOSSIBLE. DREAM!CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN.FORGE EVERY STREAM.CONQUER EVERY FOE!MASTER MY SPHINCTER.
to accept any opportunity that comes my way to show my valor, bring home the
ultimate victory, and wreathe myself in a crown of laurel leaves.
So, when I was asked by a stewardess to sit in an exit row
on a recent flight home, I recalled the courage of Lancelot, the nobility of
Don Quixote, and the permanent make-up of Kim Kardashian, and resoundingly
answered the call to serve for all my fellow passengers to hear, “What the
The officious stewardess then provided me with a laminated
card of instructions regarding how to proceed in case of extreme turbulence or
Feeling the weight of such responsibility, I studied
diligently in preparation for the possibility of hostile conditions.The plane was a tiny world, a microcosm of
humanity, but I was duty-bound by honor to focus on the inhabitants of this
cocoon and do all my power to guard their lives.I was determined to be the epitome of
efficiency without obstacles…an icon of fluid motion.
In some mysterious transformation, I became everyone’s
mother, (without lactation), and I embraced the mission.
Now, according to the cartoon characters on the passenger
safety card, in case of danger, the first thing NOT to do is use my cell phone
or light a cigarette.
Then, as the plane hits land or water, I’m supposed to bend over,
grab my ankles, and puke.This is
actually a maneuver I’ve mastered over the years. It is good to be one with
your emesis basin.
OK so far.
After that, I try to figure out how the plane is constructed
using my extensive knowledge of the first three letters of the alphabet.
Then I open the door, remove it from its hinges, and fling
myself out the exit, which I locate by rapidly firing hyphens from my eyeballs.
Finally, I just bob in the water with a frowny face and a
seat cushion and wait for a baby to float by.
I guess we are all nomads on this planet. Life presents many
sojourns. Each destination is different.We travel together.
But, the next time anyone embarks on an amazing race, take
me along.I’m ready.I’ll just review the instructions on my
safety manifesto, grab a barf bag, locate my ankles, and replenish my supply of
Our family speaks proficient “soccer.”It is the mother tongue.And we consider ourselves articulate and
bilingual (trilingual if you count fluent expletive a legitimate second
language).The World Cup is akin to the
Second Coming, and when we speak in tongues, we utter names like Borchers,
Messi and Beckham.This prologue will be
Experience has taught me that Grandmas seem to have a
different relationship with time.Now,
that doesn’t exactly disqualify us from the planet.We just view the world through our own
peculiar lenses – with all the inherent distortions.
I am a fervent admirer of still lifes.I guess that’s because basically I want a
suspension of time.Watching grandchildren
grow up seems to violate my own larger order.Time imposes this violation with dispassionate efficiency and offends
the premise of stop-motion freeze frame. Of course, this dispassionate efficiency
frequently collides with my own sentimentality. Sometimes the collisions are violent,
which compels a return to my third language (see prologue).Time is a tyrant.Time and I have an adversarial
relationship.And I notice a significant
imbalance of power.
Ah, but I digress.
Almost every grandma I know tries to create a snakeless Eden
for her tribe, so we can all be together all the time.And then she must re-calibrate her mind as
she wonders if she is capable of stepping up to the unavoidable inevitability…namely,
kids must leave the nest, and she must let them go.But I ask you, who would want to leave
As a grandmother, I can hardly grasp the concept of the
grandchildren’s relentless drive to emerge from beneath my protective arm
flab.I suppose I fear they will grow
into their own pre-destined design and rocket into their future, leaving us all
in the Grand Suck of immense force.But
the Offspring seem to trust the purpose of their wings.OK.I’m
cool with that.
Coming of age is exhausting for all of us, but there seems
to be a Grand Scheme in place.That’s
Our oldest grandson, Abram, is a soccer savant, a phenom.He plays on the JV Olympus team, even though
he is still in Junior High.
A while ago, the coach called him over to the sidelines and
asked him to play the second half of the varsity game.(Did I mention the kid’s in 9th
Well, for Abram, it was a terrific opportunity.For me, it was a bladder check.He stood, lanky and composed, with his velvety
blond hair slightly wind-ruffled, and waited till the ref signaled the subs to
enter the field.
I, in contrast, sat in the bleachers, midgety, like a
citizen of a tribe of twisted aborigines, with tangled hair and a web of
wrinkles spreading tentacles under my eyes, muttering unintelligible wordless
growls, wheezing vocal punctuation, feeling slightly seasick, and praying I
wouldn’t fling a tantrum if one of the brutes named Caligula and Vlad on the
opposing team made felonious contact with my grandson!
My heart was in freefall and rattling against my ribs.I was a hunched bundle of mushy entrails.
Attempting some degree of sensory deprivation, I allowed
myself only one liquidy eyeball to observe the action.The other I kept hidden behind my coat.In case of catastrophe, I could hide one eye
quicker than two.
You don’t emerge from such episodes thinking clearly.But as I watched, the kid was amazing.His cheeks were pink and oxygenated.He was confident, soldierly, and at ease with
himself.So I decided it was safe to
unveil the second eye, exit my blankety cocoon, and amend my posture so I wasn’t
scraping my knuckles on the ground.I
watched.Abram delivered.We both survived.
Regaining one’s dignity is a mammoth task.
Life is a current of human experience.And sometimes I feel like a camel on
ice.But I have decided not to waste
time regretting the passage of time.I’m
calling a truce with the enemy.Easier
said than done.I’ve held that image of
Abram stepping up to the line when the coach called his name, and recorded it
in my archival collection of memories.That way I by-pass time and score a small victory over my nemesis.
Grandmas embody the sum of the experience of civilized man.We are pilgrimage partners.
Years ago, when we got the news of Abram’s impending arrival,
it seemed time went by so slowly, its passage was barely visible.So while we waited, Dennis and I wrote a
letter to the person whose four cells were already saturating our minds and
hearts.We didn’t know then who was on
the way, so we addressed the epistle to the Wee Zygote.He eventually entered the world with
cacophonous lungs and gossamer hair. He
still has that hair.He assumed the
place we had saved just for him, and so far, the arrangement seems to be
satisfactory for everyone.
Nowadays, time passes so fast, it is barely visible.
Remembering takes us places where we should linger and
forget about everything but the deepest things.
Of course, there are certain rituals to be observed where
memory is concerned. As grandmas, we take an oath to forget certain things and make
a promise to remember others.
Therefore, history is usually agreed upon by mutual consent.
Walking a road already travelled is not always easy.Retracing steps often makes it difficult to
contain one’s feelings.I guess that’s
the nature of memories.They can arrive
with overwhelming clarity, or in fragments, with smudged colors and contours,
lacking distinct definition, untidy, but with fresh shock and frequently
appalling weight of tenderness.
We all carry memories on our individual pilgrimages that
bear witness to our joys and unique pain.This is good.
I find I’m more reflective in Spring than I am even in
Autumn.And always when there are lilacs,
with those noble blossoms that belie their delicacy.
Roses are mighty.Lilacs have a compact dignity.
All lives are governed by rhythms of their own.I try to resist pacing mine by dates on a
calendar.But this weekend marks the
second anniversary of Dennis’ passing.We really have no protocol for such things.Life isn’t nearly as stable as we might wish.
I acknowledged the occasion by arranging for our grave
stone. It was not as unnerving as I had anticipated. No arches or columns.It’s simple and unremarkable. It will do.
Ok.Question:What is it about being blond, diminutive,
antiquated and dilapidated that inevitably alerts the TSA that I am a nefarious
terrorist with plans specifically engineered to annihilate the universe?
What is it about my particular body plan – namely, a heartbeat
and a full set of limbs – that piques the olfactory properties of airline
security agents to sniff out the exceptionally delicate distinction between a
grandma going on a road trip with friends and an emotionally disheveled,
menopausalbipedal hominid whose binary
code includes a propensity for kamikaze suicide missions?
Now I realize I’m just one small part of a Sublime Whole,
but maybe it’s what life is all about – you attract what you dread.
And I dread flying.
This is all prologue to an incident that took place recently
when a friend and I were to fly to Palm Desert for a girls’ retreat.
Sounds benign enough…four women with charge cards unleashed
on Paseo Drive.
We could hardly wait for the flight to be over and the
shopping to begin.And I figured that
with enough planning and forethought, things would go smoothly, and I just
might make it through security without incident.
WHAT WAS I THINKING???
My traveling companion is truly the sum of her parts.Every joint has been bionically enhanced with
titanium steel fashioned from the fires of Vulcan himself.She is built for endurance rather than
I, on the other hand, have all my original equipment,
derelict though it be.However, my
appearance suggests a life of deprivation. In addition, I am careful to observe
cleavage protocol, although that is more a condition of circumstance than
choice. Basically, nothing to attract undue notice.
In short, I was ready for my close-up.
I tried to reassure my friend that when her joints triggered
the nuclear reactors, I would stand vigil over her belongings while the feds
conducted a cavity search.Humiliation
minimizer.That’s me.What are friends for anyway?
Oh, how could I be a casualty of my own self-deceiving
blindness?Eileen passed through the
featureless machines with nary a blip on the radar.She emerged unscathed.It was slick and unremarkable.The gods were smiling.
And then it was my turn.I was in a different line.No
need to fear.Hadn’t I spent the past
month preparing through meditation, medication, and meticulous packing for this
The instant I entered the time capsule, the entire alarm system
was triggered, the whole airport went into lockdown, and the Navy Seals
appeared with AK 47’s.I stood in a warm
squirt of adrenal fluid and a superabundance of secretions, as every
saucer-eyed passenger knew with irrefutable surety that I, the anatomically
threatening, was a strange and palpable menace.
An employee, looking cross and officious, with a name tag
that I’m sure said ”Festus,” announced that they would have to do a “pat-down.”I replied, “Don’t touch my junk, bro.”But a woman was available to do the honors,
which gave a whole new meaning to the term “drag and drop.”
Meanwhile, Festus methodically unspooled the clothes from my
bag with fevered delirium, checking for hazardous mascara and jammies that
might indicate relaxed morality.No
offense to Festus, but where do they get these guys anyway?He obviously wasn’t feathered with diplomas,
and while not exactly hostile, he knew I was not a source of peril.Talk about character assassination.
Then they dusted my hands for explosives residue.
I was mortified.Why
me?Apparently, the guy in front of me
with the dreadlocks tied back with a bungee cord in the shape of a noose, a mouth
grill studded with spikes and inlaid with shrunken heads, and a tatt that read,
“I know where the body is,” was no cause for alarm.He moved through the system without skipping
Vaguely offended at the whole preposterous incident, I asked
why I, in particular, had been selected from the herd for such scrutiny.Why me?Why did I trigger the alarms?Why
am I a POI…a person of interest?
Festus replied with cryptic clarity, “You didn’t do
anything. It’s random.Purely random.”
Well, sleep deprivation working on weak minds sent us into
spasms of hysteria.We laughed without
shame, restraint or Depends all the way to Palm Desert.It was the perfect beginning to our vacation.
There are still more days to travel in this life.I guess one could do worse than be a “person